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IM IN UR INTERNETZ RUIN'N UR FANDOM

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Contest Entry #2 [Dec. 4th, 2006|01:27 am]
IM IN UR INTERNETZ RUIN'N UR FANDOM

crackbenders

[boomeraang]
Here is my entry for 'Iroh & Tea'
Share the steamy love peoples....

Author: Boomeraang the Third
Pairings: Iroh & Tea and Azula & the Dai Li (just for good crack-shippy measure).
Words: 287
Notes: Iroh just can't keep his clothes on... can he?




There was nothing like the smell. Nothing like the taste. Nothing like the steam rising up your nostrils and into the cavities of your brain.

Nothing like a challenge of naked Pai Sho in a steamy White Lotus back room, with nothing but hot pots of tea to warm your nether regions.

Sweaty men, a game of strategy and a sweet taste on the lips to calm the nerves.

That thought alone kept Iroh warm, when the cold crystal dug into his back and the promise of tea and his respected tea shop had vanished.

Sweaty men, a game of strategy and a sweet taste on the lips to calm the nerves.

That was also the thought his niece, on the Ba Sing Se throne, had her mind set on as she watched her Dai Li practice earth bending, focused on her plans to make the news known the entire Earth Kingdom and tasted the residue of a Ba Sing Se specialty that Long Feng had just fed her with, as she didn't want to get her hands dirty.

She blasted the tea pot beside the sticky buns she'd just been served with a bolt of blue flame, sending pieces of pottery flying everywhere.

"I can't stand that" she said angrily to her men, as they rushed to clean up the mess, like frightened rodents. "Reminds me of my pathetic uncle and his stories of a naked Pai Sho competition." She ended abruptly, looking quite like she'd had enough reminiscing for the day.
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: laleeloo
2006-12-03 11:24 pm (UTC)
Naked pai sho!!
Awesomeness!
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[User Picture]From: komichi
2006-12-04 11:21 am (UTC)
Hee, that was awesome. ♥
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[User Picture]From: boomeraang
2006-12-06 07:46 am (UTC)
Poor Azula... people really aren't as sympathetic as they should be...
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